What is Tender Vittles?
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Fine looking young lady (or ladies). Highly edible and extremely attractive. A head turning beauty that makes you say DAMN! without meaning to.
Mercy, the mall is full of tender vittles today.
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mad super fly hot bitches
I'd love to get all up off in dem tender vittles.
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a term applied to feline excrement that dogs, and other domestic animals, like to snack upon..and then lick their owners faces. yum!
oh jesus, the dog just helped himself to the tender vittle buffet (aka the litter box)
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