Tending Cattle

What is Tending Cattle?

Going to the bar with the intention of picking up a hot chick...then going home with a fat girl.

Im hungry like the wolf, but I'll end up tending cattle. -BHG

Zervaso

1. when MR. ZERVAS cock slaps u mr zervas whipped out his dick n gave guillermo a ZERVASO right across da face =0 See zervaso, cock, slap..

Unleashin The Salami

1. A romantic way to pleasure the ladies. She was being cold to me so i unleashed the salami and slapped that bitch...

Headjob

1. the sucking of ones penis til it explodes lick it up and wont and dont forget the balls...and put your lips firmly around it (no teeth)..

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