Tennessee Alarm Clock

What is Tennessee Alarm Clock?

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girl & guy are sleeping. guy quietly gets up, starts beating off, then yells so the girl leans up, then blows on her face.

i so pulled a tennessee alarm clock on my ex to break up with her.

See tennessee, clock, surprise, dick

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