Tennessee Eclair

What is Tennessee Eclair?


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A southern specialty derived from the famed Alabama Hotpocket, traditionally performed only on special occasions. Start out by defacating into the vagina as you would with the afore-mentioned maneuver. But you don't stop there, for you love this woman and want her to know it. Next you proceed to make love to her aromatic meatwallet while making sure to ejaculate inside, creating the delicious cream filling. Quickly pull out and ease it into her ass as a close friend of hers proceeds to lick your tasty creation out of her.

I was planning on giving her the good ol' Alabama Hotpocket, but it was Christmas Eve and that thick friend of hers was in town so I rolled the dice and went for the Tennessee Eclair. Turned out to be a great night.

See alabama, hotpocket, hot, pocket, lunch


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