Tennessee Toddy

What is Tennessee Toddy?


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Noun. 1.) a woman whose bodily dimensions are dominated by her humongous tookus; 2.) a dame who is all gams; 3.) any broad possessing an unusual if not downright odd body type whose corpus includes a supersized rumbleseat, which a gone-astray Cub Scout troop could easily wander into and disappear, never to be heard from again in our lifetime.

So called after the mythic Tennessee Toddy, a most unusual creature who was "all ass and no body."

...We went to a place called Everybody’s/

There I met a little chick called the Tennessee Toddy/

The reason she was called the Tennessee Toddy/

Was that she was all legs with a little bitty body,/

But that cat could go, yeah, she was gone, gone, along gone,/

And I’ll tell you all about it in the very next verse of my song.

She was long and lean like a green string bean....

--Marty Robbins, "Tennessee Toddy" (song lyrics)

See arse, ass, booty, buttocks, fat ass, poopchute, tookus


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