Tennessee Two Bagger

What is Tennessee Two Bagger?


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A chick so ugly that in order to have sex with her, you need two paper bags - one for her, and one for yourself in case hers falls of..

Paper or plastic sir?

Paper. I'm going out with a Tennessee Two Bagger tonight.

See tennessee, two, bag, sex, ugly


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