Tenor Saxophone

What is Tenor Saxophone?


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1. An instrument that is superior in all ways to any other saxophones,

especially the alto. The ultimate sex machine, designed initially to woo ladies

and cause spontaneous pants removal, but later used in jazz music. The weapon

of choice for godly figures, like Thor and Mars.

2. An instrument that requires a hefty amount of hallucinogenic drugs to

generate the optimal improvisational solo.

3. A tool of great justice.

1. "Damn, Michael Brecker can do whatever the hell he wants to with a tenor

sax."

"Yeah, I bet he can feed hungry orphans with that thing."

2. "Dude, Coltrane must have been smoking something good when he played Giant

Steps, because these changes are fucking redonkulous."

3. " And then I foiled his evil plan with my Tenor Saxophone."

See tenor, sax, saxophone, band, jazz, jizz, major, minor, coltrane


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