Tenselexia

What is Tenselexia?

A disease that causes the infected to constantly use the wrong tense in regular speech. Common amidst amateur writers and professional doucheflagons.

Bob: "So yesterday this girl has this shirt that says 'Sluttastic' on it bro

Bill: You're a retarded person, Bob. I think you have tenselexia.

Bob: No i'm doesn't..

Bill: ...

Bob: ...

See disease, dyslexia, grammer, tense, present, past, future, writing

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