What is Tenselexia?
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A disease that causes the infected to constantly use the wrong tense in regular speech. Common amidst amateur writers and professional doucheflagons.
Bob: "So yesterday this girl has this shirt that says 'Sluttastic' on it bro
Bill: You're a retarded person, Bob. I think you have tenselexia.
Bob: No i'm doesn't..
Bill: ...
Bob: ...
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Give me your money.
Complainant: Then the robber pointed a gun at me and said "run your shit."
See robbery, crime, hold-up, ..
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Ok pretty much Van Dam Face means a serious face
The Van Dam part is based off the actor(dur)and he is serious in his movies (also dur..
