Tent Pole

What is Tent Pole?


1.

An erectioninside one's pants; a woody that is visible because it bulges one's clothing.

I woke up hearing someone knock on the door. Forgetting about the morning wood phenomenon, I went to answer it and after about ten seconds realized that she was totally staring at the tent pole bulging in my boxers.

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