Tentacle Tard

What is Tentacle Tard?

-noun

1.) Someone so ridiculously inbred that it's amazing they don't have tentacles growing out of their face.

2.) A mentally retarded squid.

Dude 1: Where's Jim?

Dude 2: Playing World of Warcraft.

Dude 3: Jim's such a fucking tentacle tard.

See retard, idiot, texan, texas

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