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A technique of masturbation that involves using some inanimate object(s) to have sex with instead of a person or one's hand.
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Taking a dump underneath the covers while asleep.
I took NyQuil and Ex-Lax last night and ended up pop tarting in my sleep.
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A man who works in an office wearing a suit all day and then comes home to his family and doesn't ever take his suit off, even to s..