What is Tenticle Rape Insurance?


1.

Insurance that will cover you in the event that any form of tenticle un-consensually penetrates you.

Slogan: We can't heal your scars, and we can't help you regain your virginity, but we will help you through this.

"Dude, what's wrong, you're walking kinda funny?"

"Ugh, I was swimming and this giant squid shoved a tenticle up my ass."

"You were raped by a squid?"

"Pretty much."

"Damn."

"Good thing I have Tenticle Rape Insurance, they'll help me through this."

See rape, insurance, sex, intercourse, penetrate


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