What is Tenticle Rape Insurance?


1.

Insurance that will cover you in the event that any form of tenticle un-consensually penetrates you.

Slogan: We can't heal your scars, and we can't help you regain your virginity, but we will help you through this.

"Dude, what's wrong, you're walking kinda funny?"

"Ugh, I was swimming and this giant squid shoved a tenticle up my ass."

"You were raped by a squid?"

"Pretty much."

"Damn."

"Good thing I have Tenticle Rape Insurance, they'll help me through this."

See rape, insurance, sex, intercourse, penetrate


70

Random Words:

1. When a guy cums too quick. "Oh shit babe, oh shit. OOOOOOHHHHH fuck, I'm cumming! Uuuuugh" "But you didn't ev..
1. in filipino terms. good/ great drinker. i drink alot but im just half a miel. See miel, amp, pil, mi, el..
1. ADJ. The feeling you get when you are drunk and see a chick that you instantly all for; said chick does not need to be overly attractive..