What is Tenticle Rape Insurance?
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Insurance that will cover you in the event that any form of tenticle un-consensually penetrates you.
Slogan: We can't heal your scars, and we can't help you regain your virginity, but we will help you through this.
"Dude, what's wrong, you're walking kinda funny?"
"Ugh, I was swimming and this giant squid shoved a tenticle up my ass."
"You were raped by a squid?"
"Pretty much."
"Damn."
"Good thing I have Tenticle Rape Insurance, they'll help me through this."
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Not worthy of having a "crush" on
That girl is good-looking, but her whiney personality makes her uncrushworthy.
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An adjective. Synonymous with gayand lame. Also used to descibe someone who threatens suicide but never delivers.
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