What is Tents?
1.
An interjection to let the receiver know they are making the speaker pitch a tent.
The exclamation can be gender neutral and may be used by either sex due to the covert nature in which it is employed.
Common usage is found among co-ed camping trips of youth attempting to conceal their true intentions from eavesdropping adults through subverting camping-associated terminology.
Tents!
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2.
1.n. The plural for a kind of portable shelter
2.n. The plural for an obvious bulge in the crotch through fabric where an erection is produced, derived from the phrase "pitching a tent"
3.n. A kind of abbreviation for tentacle sex/rape, often used to describe a specific kind of porn
1. We slept in tents when we went camping.
2. Tents in public are generally frowned upon.
3. (On /d/, an image board on 4chan) Post more tents!
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