What is T.e.p.m.?
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NO, NOT "Transport Engineering Program Management", asshole. It stands for TWIN ENGINE PLEASURE MACHINE-the greatest rock and roll band on the fuckin earth, son!!
dude: "so, did you and carol get it on last night?"
other dude: "nah, i couldnt"
dude: "wtf?!? she was hot and practically dripping last time i saw her!!!"
other dude: "sorry, I went to see T.E.P.M. and they smashed my balls to dust. i went to bed afterwards..use i couldnt stand up...oh, and carol went home with the drummer anyways."
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v. To hit the snooze button one (or more) times too many, resulting in at least a rushed morning, if not actual lateness.
I had to skip..
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cum, snake juice, spunk, jism, sperm
ejaculant
while smurfin my bitch, I left my goober
goo on her forehead..
