T.e.p.m.

What is T.e.p.m.?


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NO, NOT "Transport Engineering Program Management", asshole. It stands for TWIN ENGINE PLEASURE MACHINE-the greatest rock and roll band on the fuckin earth, son!!

dude: "so, did you and carol get it on last night?"

other dude: "nah, i couldnt"

dude: "wtf?!? she was hot and practically dripping last time i saw her!!!"

other dude: "sorry, I went to see T.E.P.M. and they smashed my balls to dust. i went to bed afterwards..use i couldnt stand up...oh, and carol went home with the drummer anyways."

See temp, motorhead, awesome, rocks, heavy metal


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