What is Teppic?
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A large bulk of mass resembling an humanoid form. Teppics suffer from severe mobility problems due to their size. Normally a crane or several strong-men are required to relocate a Teppic to another location.
Teppics are generally best not disturbed as they can often launch ferocious attacks upon the unfortunate soul such as "your mum" jokes and making up words.
Although as they are rarely seen outside of their natural habitat this has yet to be proven conclusively.
The lesser spotted Teppic-Outsidus can often be found using Lions as transport.
Few sightings have been made of Teppic in the past, but the most recent and well known sighting in recent memory ocured whilst he was cross dressing.
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