Tequila San-rise

What is Tequila San-rise?

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(n.) A cocktail consisting of tequila and green-tea. This drink salutes the tequila-drinking maquiladora workers who earn their scanty pesos from Japanese-owned conglomorates to make shirts, socks, and cheap plastic crap for American consmers.

-Dude, you got anything to drink?

-Nah, just some Cuervo and some green-tea bullshit your mom left here.

-My mom, huh?

-Yup...

-Fuck it and fuck you, Tequila San-rise time it is then.

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