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To masterbate.
Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain.
See walk the dog, spank the monkey, jerk off, jack..
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A position in the Olympics in which a country nominates the town idiot or asshole to try to catch javelins in the javelin toss competiti..
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1. Grease up a linoleum floor with your favorite slippery substance (crisco, soap, jelly, butter, etc...)
2. Have your woman spread eag..
