What is Terd Burglar?
1.
the person who tries to shake the stall door open at the restroom while you're trying to float a crap flounder
Some terd burglar was trying to get in on me as I tried to float a crap flounder.
2.
The guy that looks at you through the gap in a public bathroom stall while your trying to shit.
That fucking terd burglar smelled the toilet seat after I took a shit at Taco Bell.
Get away from the door you goddamn terd burglar, Im trying to shit in here.
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3.
a homosexual
That kid, Jonathan, from "Who's the Boss" is a straight up terd burglar. Robble, robble. Cagobble, cagobble.
4.
A person who steals the possesions of others and leaves a single terd in its place.
After being hit by a terd burglar, Steve found a single shit where his stereo had been.
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5.
one who steals turds from another mans ass. fucking sick!!!!!
" see that dude over there, yeah, he's a turd burglar"
6.
sleep with your ass against the wall! Here comes the turd burgler! Holey fudge packer! Watch your ass! exit only!
7.
someone who steals the fecal matter of another human being as it s exiting the cornhole.
Some terd burglar stole my son's toxic waste, you assclown.
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