Teresa

What is Teresa?


1.

A bodacious beauty with full lips, luscious locks and dark mysterious eyes.

Most Teresas are sensitive, caring listeners, but they also have their mischievous, fun-loving sides.

A great girl that any one would be lucky to have as a friend or special someone.

"So what's your new girlfriend's name, bro?"

"Her name's Teresa"

"Damn, she must be a looker."

"Hands off, she's mine!"

See bodacious, beauty, lucious, sensitive, caring, listener, fun-loving, hot, hottie

2.

An amazing girl, that will keep surprising you till the end. Smart, funny, caring, tuff, lovable, sexy, DOPE!

Teresa's kick ass and are hard to find. One should hold on to a Teresa when they find one. Who could ask for more!? ;]

-"who you dating now?"

-"this amazing girl named Teresa"

-"Shhhiiitttt i want a Teresa"

_"GET YOUR OWN!"

See awesome, dope, fuck, kick ass, gangsta, legit

3.

Sexy female. Its best when a curvy, lovely, young lady has this name. Its not as common among young women anymore.

Often used by Latinos, Hispanics and Mexicans but, it also involves sexy white & black women and many other races. It sometimes can be looked upon as a "gutter/ghetto" name.

Hottest when its pronounced Ter-ray-suh

Nickname can be Terri or Teri.

The Sexiest nickname is, "Tessa" It just sounds sexy...just an upgraded/younger version of Teresa, but still as classy.

"Teresa's got that beautiful soul and body...My, my, my."

"Let me tell you, My baby Tessa is cold"

" Teresa, Tia, Leayah and Kim..." ("Project Chick" Hot Boys)

See sexy, fierce, hot girl, bad bitch

4.

Teresa is a form of the female human species (however she hast the biggest penis ever).Though he/she looks hella white, he/she is actually black. I'm not kidding. When encountering such a creature, you will discover he/she:

-wants to have babies with Joe Jonas.

-wants me to watch Sweeney Todd.

-uses the word "noob" when she is actually the noob.

-is a noob.

-is good at Guitar Hero but phails at things such as Super Smash Brother Brawl (which I pwn her with Pikachu).

-is TOO SLOWinsert Sonic lawl face here

-is meh sex buddy.

-is writing a definition on Urban Dictionary as we speak.

-Micheal Phelps is indeed a fish.

-lives with Jack in Halloween Town.

-uses the word babycakes too much.

This applies to ALL Teresa's,except the ones that live outside of a box.

Joe-Hey Teresa, wanna have buttsecks?

Teresa-Hell yeah!opens pants

Joe-Dear LAWD.

have babies in Mexico

See teresa, lawl, sexy, mexican, theresa, mother, noob

5.

A white girl who thinks that she is a "G" when in reality she is a cheap whore who lets herself be moterboated in the back of a pickup truck ...

"Damn girl, i can't believe you were such a teresa last night with that dirty red neck from the club."

See theresa, teressa, whore, motorboat, dirty, skank

6.

one sexy mother fuckerr

who likes tossing samantha's salad everyday.

Damnn you see that teresaa, yea i heard her and samantha love eachothers assholesss

See samantha, teresa, asshole


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