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the ability to jack off with either hand
Person1: Hey I heard you broke you arm. Are you going to have any problems with, uhh, stuff?
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getting fat and going bald, ala Frank Cannon, the 70's TV detective.
Dude, John is about to be cannonized into the Holy Roman Quin..
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A dick, who uses some form of wheeled transportation.
Look at that mall copon the segway.
What a Dick on Wheels!
See dick, segway, pr..