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After laying a shit on your partner's chest (with permission),you flatten and smooth it out with your shotgun*.
*Shotgun can be d..
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If your name is Dax Pataki on an inversiontable; face turns to the color of Tabasco sauce causing the ulcer to flair up leading to the i..
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Indigo Cunting is the practice of stealthily spray-painting chicks' cunts with indigo spray-paint.
It makes em fuggin wild.
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