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When a woman has sexual intercourse with a man, she is being baked in the cake. Used often as a derogatory statement by lesbians or gay..
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Someone who said they would stay for a couple of nights but what they actually meant was 3 weeks.
She came over and still hasn't l..
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When you wake up in the morning with an erection and take a dump that is so satisfying, you cum.
I had a Tijuana Alarm Clock this morni..