What is Tesco Tan?
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This unfortunate tan that is a result of spending significant periods of time working (collecting trolleys) outside in Tesco carparks wearing short-sleeved uniform shirts(or any supermarket)in the sun.The lower arms,face and neck are therefore significantly darker than the torso and legs.
Nice Tesco Tan!
Look at his Tesco tan!
Oh no - I'm gonna have a Tesco Tan tomorrow
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