Tesco Turd

What is Tesco Turd?


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when one produces an extremely horse shoe shaped shit that is long enough to circumnavigate the bowl without breakage. there is also a worrying absence of shit rags!

B DOGGG: alex viner of 3 school street askam in furness curled out a fucking tesco turd! he fucking loved it

See turd, viner, shit rags, tesco, shit


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