What is Tesco Turd?
1.
when one produces an extremely horse shoe shaped shit that is long enough to circumnavigate the bowl without breakage. there is also a worrying absence of shit rags!
B DOGGG: alex viner of 3 school street askam in furness curled out a fucking tesco turd! he fucking loved it
See
Random Words:
1.
During any sporting event, when someone has been throughly fucked.
When everone agrees that they were completely embarrassed.
I'v..
1.
A person who is highly ineffective in all areas of endeavor, despite reasonably good intentions. May be likable but unreliable and disr..
