What is Tesco Turd?
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when one produces an extremely horse shoe shaped shit that is long enough to circumnavigate the bowl without breakage. there is also a worrying absence of shit rags!
B DOGGG: alex viner of 3 school street askam in furness curled out a fucking tesco turd! he fucking loved it
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When you take a shit, and you wipe and the toilet paper is perfectly clean, so you don't have to wipe again.
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