Tescoke

What is Tescoke?


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Tescoke:

The rather tangy version of popular brown cola available in a widely dispersed chain of supermarkets throughout the UK and Ireland. Whilst not a major competitor in the Pepsi challenge due to its harsh and unrelenting nature, Tescoke is still great value for money at a fraction of the cost of 'the real thing'.

Also, when there's Jack Daniels in it, who gives a f*ck!

Dude 1: "You got any more Coke?"

Dude 2: "Yeah, but its this nasty Tescoke, not the real stuff"

Dude 1: "What do I care? Im mixing Jim Beam n Jack Daniels - give it here!"

See tesco, coke, pepsi, jack daniels, economy


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