What is Tescosexual?
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Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a
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A person who has a
"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, relaxing in a gentleman's way!"
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A dipshit who can't drive.
Move your Yukon fuck weasel!
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