Tescosexual

What is Tescosexual?


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Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank

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A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket

"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, relaxing in a gentleman's way!"


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