What is Tescosexual?
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Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a
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A person who has a
"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, relaxing in a gentleman's way!"
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A highly accomplished woman who specializes in hand jobs while multitasking, i.e., cooking dinner, text messaging, housework, painting, ..
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In the lying position
Whilst out on the beer I tripped on an inanimate object and landed in a horizontical heap
See horizontal, vertic..