Tess Edit Meaning

1.

An amazing person that is good at everything and anything. (Usually close to perfection and full of energy or hyper)

Haha, that tess is amazing.

See amazing, perfect, hyper, lovable

2.

the coolest living person on the planet.

wow she is so bacon

"i love tess, shes so sick"

See tess, cool, awsome, bacon, yeah

3.

BAMF. outgoing. narcotic. fucked up. insecure. emotional. restless. discontent. passive aggressive. people pleaser. user. abuser. honest. blonde. scared. peter pan. blunt. judgmental. intuitive. right. protective. owned. loved. hated. famous. hater. true. embarrassing. proud. Doesn’t take shit from anyone.

tess of the d'urbervilles

See bamf, krew, lindsay lohan, herb

4.

The most random person ever. Resides in NJ, but usually in own world. AKA: "That insane bisexual", "The Super-Gypsy", "Commie-face", and/or "What the hell, Tess". She has her own group on facebook, entitled, "What the hell, Tess." This is based on the same phrase, which is usually uttered around 20 times per day.

1.In religion class, Tess once doodled a flip book of the entire "Creation" scene from Monty Python's "The meaning of life."

2. Tess is notorious for her "that's what SHE said" moments, usually in class or in front of Mr. Cash.

3. For a class called College Guidance, Tess once filled out a form for "possible career choices" with the following options:

Fighter pilot, opera singer, rock star, Russian Spy/History Professor, purple, rich, or Keith Richards. Needless to say, she got top grades.

4. Finally, Tess has an amoeba named Juan, whom she met in Mexico. How many other people that you know can say THAT?

See tess, awesome, ctcm, random

5.

from the word testicle. someone who is short, sweaty, sloppy, hairy and sensitive.

Oh that new kid from up bush is such a tess.

See tess, testicles, hairy, sweaty, testi, testis

6.

tess: vtr to rape; to enforce sexual intercourse upon someone after brief yet insufficient flirtation, to later ruin their life

Person 1:Man, I got arrested for TESSING the fuck out of that girl, but it was so worth

Person 2: Man you hear about Mr. Dockerill, he got put in jail for tessing some poor kid

See sex, rape, tess, bad, book

7.

tess: vtr to rape; to enforce sexual intercourse upon someone after brief yet insufficient flirtation, to later ruin their life

"So I totally Tessed this girl last night!!...The court case is next week"

"Man I Tessed your mum...It was so goddam ambiguous"

"I was going to rape this girl but then I realised it might not be appropiate for the period. So I decided to Tess her."

See tess, rape, alec