Tessa Sheffer

What is Tessa Sheffer?


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A lover of Englishmen and American Ufs alike, Tessa Sheffer a.k.a. Shef is a very odd girl in every sense of the term. If you see her on the street, you'd best be respectin' or her colleague Biske will pwn your ass.

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Biske: Ah, Shef. I daresay your Chucks look mighty fine when paired with argyles.

Shef: Indeed. Shef is always striving to be ahead in the world of odd fashion.

Biske: And rightfully so. Vamos!


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