Teste-mony

What is Teste-mony?

When a guy tells a story of a time when he's been kicked in the testicles. Giving testimony to when the nuts got knocked.

"Dude, could you believe Dave's teste-mony?? Man, that must've been some wicked pain!"

See testimony, teste-mony, story

Starport

1. The anus of a woman My girlfriend was quite upset when, instead of giving her a lesson in astronomy, I nailed her in the starport...

Zombie Roaster

1. Looking like a zombie (very pale) after smoking weed. Man, chris was lookng like a zombie roaster last night. See roast, weed, zombie,..

E-ttention

1. Paying attention to someone's IMs, emails, facebook, et cetera. Especially in terms of a good friend/lover irl paying too much or t..

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