What is Testicular Cancer?
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Hurts like BALLS. Actually, just plain hurts balls.
OOUUUUGHH! I've got testicular cancer!
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According to the Bible, (Samuel 5:6-9) testicular cancer was one of God's many pestilences.
But after they had moved it, the LORD's hand was against that city, throwing it into a great panic. He afflicted the people of the city, both young and old, with an outbreak of tumors.
And it was so, that, after they had carried it about, the hand of the LORD was against the city with a very great destruction: and he smote the men of the city, both small and great, and they had emerods in their secret parts.
This isn't the only mention of testicular cancer: if the repeated use of 'hand' didn't tip you off; the Bible(s) is/are very repetitive
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