Testoculars

What is Testoculars?

When a man places his ballsack on the bridge of his partner's nose and lets his balls sit on each of his partners eyes.

"You aint seen nothing till you've looked through my testoculars" - That mu'fucker Ed-

See balls, binoculars, nose, sex, nasty

Analectomy

1. Prompt removal of the anus due to infection or for cosmectic purposes. Fred, does this dress make me look fat? Yeah, it does. Maybe y..

Stroke My Loin

1. basically tell someone to give you a handjob hey mary come over here and stroke my loin See stroke, my, loin, dick, fuck..

Royal Fuck Up

1. To make a horrible mess in grand over-the-top style. I went out on a blind date and got horribly blotto on martinis, started flirting w..

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