Testoculars

What is Testoculars?

When a man places his ballsack on the bridge of his partner's nose and lets his balls sit on each of his partners eyes.

"You aint seen nothing till you've looked through my testoculars" - That mu'fucker Ed-

See balls, binoculars, nose, sex, nasty

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Retro Muff

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Mexican Mailbox

1. A deviant sexual act where the woman is folded up and double-stuffed (usually by two filthy Mexicans). Good thing we gave that chick GH..

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