Testostoflex

What is Testostoflex?

the male involuntary spasmatic reaction to seeing another whacked in the balls

When I saw the second baseman hit in the balls with a line drive, I had a major testostoflex.

Got Me Fucked Up

1. A misunderstanding. Nah man, I don't touch crack, you got me fucked up. 2. What you say when someone screws you over or tries to..

Juicing Cigars

1. The act of sucking a distinguished man's penis. Monica Lewinsky was really juicing cigars in the white house. See blowjob, cigar,..

Ohmibod

1. A revelation combining Sexual Foreplay and the Presient iPod Device. see iPod It is basically a womens or (gay man's) vibrator. Th..

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