What is Testudo?
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A diamondback terrapin that represents the University of Maryland. Testudo lives outside of McKeldin Library and watches squirrels. If you rub his nose you get good luck.
Fear the Turtle!
I rubbed Testudo's nose before my Biochem final but I still failed.
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The expression used to blame someone else for something. Taken from an old Cingular commercial.
Mom: Stephy!
Girl: WU?
Mom: Your cell..
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After sex your significant other urinates on you and then you kick him in the nuts, rub the urine back onto him and slap him in the face..
