What is Testudo?
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A diamondback terrapin that represents the University of Maryland. Testudo lives outside of McKeldin Library and watches squirrels. If you rub his nose you get good luck.
Fear the Turtle!
I rubbed Testudo's nose before my Biochem final but I still failed.
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