Tether The Blimp

What is Tether The Blimp?

1.

When a dirty, overweight, sex starved woman hovers around you so much it leaves you with no other option than to fuck her brains out.

Dude, ‘Bama was all over Turtle at the party so he had to tether the blimp.

See moped

92

Random Words:

Kneeling At The Throne

1. On one's knees puking into the toilet (especially when wasted on alcohol) We finally found Rupert in the restroom totally wasted, ..

Musical Violation

1. When a crappy band covers a good song, and, in the process, completely destroys all of the song's meaning and dignity (fucks it up)..

Omgary

1. 1. A word like Roflcopter, Lolerblades, etc. Pronounced Oh-Em-Gary 2. Way better than "OMG" 3. A pretty sweet nickname if y..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free