Tether The Blimp

What is Tether The Blimp?


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When a dirty, overweight, sex starved woman hovers around you so much it leaves you with no other option than to fuck her brains out.

Dude, ‘Bama was all over Turtle at the party so he had to tether the blimp.

See moped


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