Tetherdick

What is Tetherdick?


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1. A game in which the lady will flop a flaccid penis back and forth between her hands or between the man's legs. The man can be awake or asleep while such a sport is being played. The game is played until the man has gotten an erection and sound effects are encouraged.

Last night after I passed out, Kay started to play tetherdick while telling me to stop snoring. Eventually I stopped and struck rigor mortise.

See dick, love, games, flaccid


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