What is Tetherdick?
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1. A game in which the lady will flop a flaccid penis back and forth between her hands or between the man's legs. The man can be awake or asleep while such a sport is being played. The game is played until the man has gotten an erection and sound effects are encouraged.
Last night after I passed out, Kay started to play tetherdick while telling me to stop snoring. Eventually I stopped and struck rigor mortise.
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A slight dampening of the panties as a result of uncontrolable and spasmodic laughter.
That joke was so funny, it made me pee a little...
