Tet-offensive

What is Tet-offensive?

The act of masturbating in the bushes and waiting for a woman to walk by, then jumping out and spraying semen all over her. AKA The charlie

Hey, let's go on the Tet-Offensive.

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J-loed

1. Verb. To dump. To end a relationship for the most selfish, assinine and infantile reasons. Since Eric couldn't afford to buy Sarah..

Jab-end

1. See Bell-end, term used to describe the end of yer nob. Can be used also as an insult. "Arg you jabbed me in the eye with your Jab..

Chrispea

1. The smallest of the cock family, no bigger than a fresh pod of baby peas (hard) "That Hyena is big, but he sure has a chrispea&quo..

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