Tetris Pimp

What is Tetris Pimp?


1.

1. Someone who has mastered the art of playing Tetris and has their name at the top of the list.

2. Someone, usually a man who knows the arts and positions of the female body like a pro for sexual pleasure.

3. A male or female whose masturbation technique has been perfected by the hand-eye coordination of playing a lot of Tetris.

4. A person who works at a supermarket bagging groceries.

At a twelve step program, I admitted to being a Tetris Pimp up to three times a day while wearing a carpal tunnel brace.

See russians, lines, cubes, angles, music, freak, masturbation, computer, nintendo, groceries, video games


13

Random Words:

1. A coordination impairment that makes you type wrong when sleepy or tired. "Ricardo was leepy tonight." "That's wha..
1. one who has slept with your best friend who you have just become aware of. Earl: "Your best friend Judy slept with Baxter after th..
1. the real one: it is something that is connected to your tampon which collects the nice smelly salmon scent that exits out of the second ..