Tetris Pimp

What is Tetris Pimp?


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1. Someone who has mastered the art of playing Tetris and has their name at the top of the list.

2. Someone, usually a man who knows the arts and positions of the female body like a pro for sexual pleasure.

3. A male or female whose masturbation technique has been perfected by the hand-eye coordination of playing a lot of Tetris.

4. A person who works at a supermarket bagging groceries.

At a twelve step program, I admitted to being a Tetris Pimp up to three times a day while wearing a carpal tunnel brace.

See russians, lines, cubes, angles, music, freak, masturbation, computer, nintendo, groceries, video games


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