Tetza

What is Tetza?


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tetza is god of everything. pray to him and you shall become a great unicorn and rule over your own universe when you die. as the christian god has ten commandments tetza only has 3

1.dont be a douche

2. make you pets wear a pink scarf

3. just dont do it

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tetza is lazy so follow him and eat bon bons while watching ghost hunters on the tele.

Tetza is god of the universe. imma unicorn.

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