Tetza

What is Tetza?


1.

tetza is god of everything. pray to him and you shall become a great unicorn and rule over your own universe when you die. as the christian god has ten commandments tetza only has 3

1.dont be a douche

2. make you pets wear a pink scarf

3. just dont do it

4.

tetza is lazy so follow him and eat bon bons while watching ghost hunters on the tele.

Tetza is god of the universe. imma unicorn.

See tetza, god, unicorn, you, strawberry shortcake, suck


5

Random Words:

1. A massive stick of butter used to fight off dangerous koala bears. Norby (look that up here) - Thank goodness I had my trusty gergis at..
1. A chick who shows way too much cleavage Man, do you see that chick? She's a total Cleavage Baller. See boobs, cleavage, baller, ..
1. All the blue states that voted for Kerry in the 2004 election... the states that are so embaressed that Bush won the election and wish t..