What is Teutonic Plague?
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An irrational fetish for Germans, German culture, or those of German descent.
Characterized by instant attraction to anyone who looks efficient. If someone meeting that description is not available, one can express Teutonic Plague by half-hearted attempts to learn German, collect Kinder Eggs, or watch long depressing German movies, such as Das Boot.
1. "Oh man, that guy's little glasses, short cut hair and totally expressionless way of efficiently doing things is making me so hot! I must have come down with the Teutonic Plague!"
2. "I have the Teutonic Plague. You had me at Hallo."
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Said to be the one of knowlege; Daughter of Philosipher Socrates.
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An expression of extreme disgust over a proposed course of action. First uttered in the movie, "The Fan," by John Leguizamo.
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