Teva

What is Teva?


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Teva is a Hebrew word for "nature" and the name of a brand of outdoor adventure performance and lifestyle footwear. They are best known for their nylon webbing and velcro closure river sandal, but have since moved into a complete line of outdoor performance and lifestyle footwear, including trail runners, light hikers, and casual shoes. Well-known for their support of environmental causes, and along with Chacos, Keens, ubiquitous in the Arkansas RiverValley of Colorado- especially during rafting season. Sometimes worn by poseurs but still worn by many legit woodsy hipsters, trustafarians and male and female mountainsexuals Available from outdoor specialty shops such as The Trailhead in Buena Vista, Colorado.

Matt - "It's springtime in the Rockies!"

Ryan - "Howdaya know?"

Matt - "people are wearing Tevas, shorts, and down jackets with their mountain bikes AND backcountry skis in their Thule rack."

See mountainsexual, patagonia, poseur, kuhl, marmot

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short for whatever. used mainly on msn and text messages

TEVA IS THE NEW WHATEVER.

Bernice: Do you think my ass looks fat in this?

Julian: Nah you look fine

Bernice: Tell me the truth!

Julian: Why would you ask me what i think if you weren't going to listen to it anyway?!

Bernice: I'm going to change then.

Julian: Teva Bernice.

See heffelump, cool, emo, sex, w/e


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