Tewy Edit Meaning

1. notorious time traveler from the future... supreme ruler and master of the internets..... Better not mess with Zelk... I hear that guy..

1. circular bruise on the chin caused by sucking the air out of a glass I felt guilt, an enormous sense of failure to realise I had anothe..

1. when in the act of bathing you fart at the bottom of the tub making an explosion on your ass and making a huge noise "Mom somone m..