Texaco

What is Texaco?


1.

the urge to take a poop, so badly that you think that there is an excellent chance that you will have to drop a deuce in your pants.

I had a texaco while driving home from the flea market.

See poop, deuce, bathroom, pants, toilet

2.

One of the best gas stations around. Provide quick service with a pretty low cost. Best selection of candy available.

R: It's too bad that the Texaco near me got turned into a Shell.

B: Yeah, that's too bad. It's also too bad that you judge a gas station by its candy selection.


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