What is Texas Abortion?
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When a pregnant lady is cut open, before having her womb and uterus gouged out with a shovel.
Woman: "I don't want this child inside me anymore, could you give me a Texas Abortion?"
Man: "Let me get my shovel..."
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Little pieces of toilet paper left after a poor wipe job. Not limited to any specific gender, age, or ethnicity.
Cheap toilet paper and..
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On a grading scale from 0 to 10 the urge a man has to make sexy time with some chick.
Guy: She's fine.
Guy 2: Oh she's got a..
