Texas A&m Edit Meaning

1.

texas A&M

students who attend this school are known as aggies

aggie are often the but of many cruel (yet often true) jokes directed to make fun of their obvious stupidity

person 1:"Did you know that a few guys from Texas A&M died last weekend?"

person 2:"NO! really?"

person 1:"yeah, they were coming home from a party in a truck. there were two kids in the front and three in the bed."

person 2:"Oh, then what happened?"

person 1:"well they were on a bridge and the driver lost control and the truck went off the side and down into the river."

person 2:"oh geez, who died?"

person 1:"well, the two guys in the cab got out okay, but the three guys in the back just couldnt get the tail gate down....."

See aggie

2.

A presitigous university in College Station, TX, where more alcohol is sold per square foot than any other city in the world. Where the football is great, the beer is unreal, and the women are even better.

I go to Texas A&M, so fck t.u.

See aggies, aggie

3.

A university where the motto is: Stay off the grass, and the honor roll!

I'm just a salesman now, but with a degree from texas a&m, I could one day manage this feed store.

4.

According to every college ranking system EVER, this school is third-rate. A&M is not, never has been, and never will be a top tier school, unlike The University of Texas, which is "younger" than poor A&M, yet is one of the TOP TEN schools in the nation and is internationally recognized, unlike A&M. If you leave Texas, nobody has heard of A&M. Texas A&M has the ugliest, mannish looking women attending their school, but that's O.K. because most of the hillbilly and redneck males (and quite a few of the women, from what I've heard) who attend A&M like animals. A lot. I mean, they REALLY LIKE ANIMALS.

A&M is terribly jealous of every other school and fancies itself a rival of The University of Texas (har har). It's cute, really. A&M's true Texas rival is drunken student-laden Texas Tech (STD University of the Plains, also known as the redheaded stepchild of the Big 12, also known as the Harvard of the Panhandle, also known as Texas Tech High School). Wait, maybe that isn't true, either. Tech kicks A&M's ass at practically every athletic event. Also, I should note that A&M must base it's esteem upon athleticism, because academics are a joke at that school (please refer to every college ranking ever published). Sad thing is, their teams aren't that good. I guess having an inflated yet undeserved sense of self esteem helps salve the face that these losers have to live in College Station.

Guys, do you want to dress up like a soldier and pretend to be a soldier but not actually be a soldier? Well, put down your daddy's shotgun, say goodbye to your girlfriend (Bessie, the milk cow) and get to Texas A&M! Ladies, we haven't forgotten you! Are you constantly being mistaken for a man? Well, tell Pa to pack up your salt licks, because you're Texas A&M-bound!

Gig 'em Aggies! Fake soldiers ROCK! Third-rate school is really cool! WOOT!

See losers, lame, ugly, farmer, beastiality

5.

the gayest school in the world...Texas A&M are just a bunch of retards that cant party like the Longhorns.

Guy 1: Dude were do you go to school?

Guy 2: Texas A&M

Guy 1: you fag

See texas, aggies, gay, school

---