Texas Bootstrap

What is Texas Bootstrap?


1.

When a rugged older man rubs his rough taint on a younger lady's face/mouth

Sure I'm getting up there in age, but that doesn't stop me from going to a bar by the college and finding a nice young broad to give a texas bootstrap to.

See taint, roman soldier helmet, dirty sanchez, houdini, shocker


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