Texas Breathalyzer

What is Texas Breathalyzer?

A blow job (in Texan slang).

"...after having a few drinks, they started givin freebies. They all got

Texas breathalyzers."

See blow job, texas, breathalyzer, oral sex

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Qualijare

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Usvaldo

1. a mexican from tomales that likes to play baseball and plays drums for the sickest banda in the whole wide world and has an extremely sm..

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