What is Texas Burger?
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A whole lot of firm shit (no diarrhea) in a 300 threadcount pillowcase. The most common prank on Texas' college campuses, especially among fraternal societies and biology majors.
While my friend was sleeping I gave him a Texas Burger. He woke up with firm shit all over his face and in his his mouth.
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The sensation one feels after having been sodomised roughly by a pineapple wielding football team.
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giant slab of meat often used by my wife every night after the kids are sent off to bed
Husband: Honey, are the kids in bed yet?
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