What is Texas Carrot Cake?
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When a man spreads carrot flavored icing on another persons chest then gets a massive erection and carves the outline of texas into the icing with the tip of his erect penis
yo dude i have some extra carrot flavored icing you wanna give me a slice of texas carrot cake?
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As years go by
I race the clock with you
But if you died right now
You know that I'd die to
I'd die too
You remind me of ..
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A phrase some men feel the need to shout when recieving a lap dance.
"Do you like that, sexy?"
"Booty do your duty!&quo..
