Texas Carrot Cake

What is Texas Carrot Cake?


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When a man spreads carrot flavored icing on another persons chest then gets a massive erection and carves the outline of texas into the icing with the tip of his erect penis

yo dude i have some extra carrot flavored icing you wanna give me a slice of texas carrot cake?

See chuck norris, icing, carrot, cake, wang


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