Texas Carwash

What is Texas Carwash?


1.

After fucking the absolute shit out of you woman you jizz into a rag and wipe the girls face with it just as if you're giving her a car wash.

Badia: Mayough I was soo drunk last night and she was being such a bitch that I decided to give her the ol' Texas Carwash!!!

See carwash, houdini, spiderman, poma, dirty sanchez


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