What is Texas Carwash?
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After fucking the absolute shit out of you woman you jizz into a rag and wipe the girls face with it just as if you're giving her a car wash.
Badia: Mayough I was soo drunk last night and she was being such a bitch that I decided to give her the ol' Texas Carwash!!!
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