What is Texas Chainsaw Slot Machine?

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You are just railing at a girl hardcore and then you decide to get crazy. You start off by loading a roll of quarters in the girls ass, then you put in some anal beads. Then you plant a foot on her ass. You rip them out and the quarters fly everywhere!

Dude, so me and my bros were in Vegas last weekend and we were just ripped! We found some hooker and she showed us the texas chainsaw slot machine! Let's just say we hit the jackpot!

See anal beads, quarters, ass, chainsaw
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